You Don't Listen to Basic Instructions

People tell you exactly what to do and you still manage to fuck it up completely. It's like you enjoy being wrong.

You're just a fucking dumbass 😭
GameGuide
Press SPACE to jump over the obstacle
10:15
You
How do I jump??? This game is broken
10:16
mineogo
You're a dumbass
10:16

You Blame Everyone Else For Your Mistakes

Nothing is ever your fault. You always find someone else to blame when you screw up, even when it's clearly your own incompetence.

You're a dumbfuck who can't take responsibility
You
This game is trash, the devs are idiots
16:45
Mod_Steve
You walked off the cliff. That's not a bug
16:45
You
I'm telling a mod about this garbage
16:46
mozaimrani
You're a dumbass (pls fuck me daddy UwU)
16:46

You Repeat the Same Stupid Mistakes

You keep doing the same dumb shit in over and over expecting different results. The definition of insanity.

How many times do you need to fail to understand? Dumbass.
saika
Stop attacking during the boss's invincibility phase
20:12
You
This time it'll work
20:13
saika
That's the 7th time you've died. You're a dumbass
20:13

You Trust Obvious Scams

You fall for the most transparent cons and then act surprised when you get screwed over. Common sense isn't common for you.

How are you this gullible? You're a dumbass
Scammer_123
FREE ROBUX! Click this totally legit link
11:30
You
OMG really? Where do I enter my info?
11:31
human
You're a dumbass, that's a scammer
11:31

You Tell Mods Dumb Things

Instead of admitting fault, you escalate situations with mods over completely avoidable mistakes.

I'm telling a mod, you're a dumbass 😭
You
This player is cheating!
14:22
Mod_Jane
They aren't cheating, you missed the instructions
14:22
kai
You're a dumbass
14:23

You Fall for Traps Over and Over

No matter how obvious the trap, you step right into it repeatedly and get surprised every time.

Stop falling for the obvious. Dumbass.
GameTip
Avoid the red tiles
19:05
You
Red tiles are fine, right?
19:06
koby
You're a dumbass
19:06

You Overcomplicate Simple Things

You make everything harder than it needs to be, wasting time and frustrating everyone around you.

Seriously, just follow the steps. Dumbass.
HelperBot
Click this button to complete the tutorial
09:11
You
Wait, I need to do 3 other things first
09:12
milka
You're a dumbass
09:13

you're a dumbass just sybau✌🏻🥀